January 2012
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man
i’ve always hated peanuts
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lmao and i started writing my last post like 3 hours ago but i left my house but i still wanted to publish it so i can read it later to remind myself
but now my anxiety is kicking in and we’re supposed to be going to my cousin’s girlfriend’s house where apparently there is going to be a lot of people and
i
really
do not
wanna go
oh god no im gonna flip out and it’s...
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new year’s resolution:
i’m gonna be brave!!! i have to improve my courageousness it’ll be hard due to my overwhelming anxiety and (decreasing!!!) depression i mean it’s always been hard but this year
THIS YEAR
i have to concentrate on myself
i have to get over my fear of people and just do whatever i need to do and not be afraid to do anything i have to do whatever i...
December 2011
i woke up at 1pm then took a nap from 3 until now gosh
happy new year’s eve
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beardorado:
barnabi:
fixed the gif so it plays on tumblr
The hug on Tiger’s part looks more like it’s voluntary? He’s all like MINE, with that arms-around, huh?
that is one sloppy kiss
i’m trying to fill out this job application to this place that basically hosts parties for kids one of the questions is
Two children in your party are fighting over the same item and are becoming physically violent. How do you handle the situation?
they make it sound like i’m gonna be going to intervene a gang fight wow
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the only part of my room i clean is the desk so i can sit and use my laptop
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sh E PPOOPED ON HSI FACE
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
me: now first, i need to find your prostate...
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Two Birds
gryffindorssaywhat:
kingdomzelaybli:
christmas present for my sister <3 <3 LUV U LONG TIEM
art by me, song is “two birds” by regina spektor, characters and hamsteak belong to andrew hussie etc etc etc
FIRST IT WAS THE EET REMIX
THEN IT WAS THIS
HANDS DOWN
REGINA SPEKTOR IS DAVE FEELINGS
REGINA SPEKTOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nakedrussia:
pizoschitt:
nakedrussia:
pizoschitt replied to your photo: wanna smell my hair asklfj no don’t
BEBA YOU CUTIE FACE
sdfghjkl i dont
SUPER DUPER CUTE CAN I ADOPT U
IF YOU COOK FOR ME THEN YES
did you forget i cant cook i am a horrible mother but i can buy you frozen pizza and chinese take out ok im sorry u__u
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nakedrussia:
pizoschitt replied to your photo: wanna smell my hair asklfj no don’t
BEBA YOU CUTIE FACE
sdfghjkl i dont
SUPER DUPER CUTE CAN I ADOPT U
striderkind:
wecansexy:
rumminov:
...
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did you bring the buttfor
whats a buttfor
for poopin
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shadeshipster:
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my little brother is upset that jane’s dream self is dead omg he’s frowning and wont talk to me
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Two down, two to go.
me: you son of a bitch you are not touching my babies
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aquastackers:
keishakips:
i guess jane really isnt made of life
fuck
sHIT
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NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...
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Watchdys-topia:
PARKOUR PARKOURRR
This needs to be on my blog now.
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feableweiner:
we reblog each other
we follow each other
we talk to each other
i think we both know what comes next
sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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me: slappable asses
jan: that dont slap me back
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IM DONE
IM DONE WIT H THE CHAT LOGS OMFG
yougoosemoose asked: POST THE CHATLOGS DARN U
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sarah: i've been beaten into liking kotetsu on bottom??????/ help
me: NO NO
THAT CANT BE
i still see him as experienced
i imagine bunny knows NOTHING
sarah: omg
best
"put this here"
me: W-WHAT
sarah: "and this goes there"
me: ADLJGKS
sarah: "yes like that"
"good job"
me: "I FEEL WEIRD~"
AHN~ SENSEI
sarah: ...
RRRRRRRRRRRRR
me: in da butt
"i have to prepare you"
"PREPARE ME F-FOR WHAT"
sarah: omg
INSERT ASS-POUNDING
me: AAAH AAH AAAH AHHH
AH AHAh
like
little whines
sarah: RRRRRRRR RRRR
me: stoic
sarah: RRRRRRR
me: whines......
sarah: omg
stop
no
me: VOICE SHAKING
LMAO
AHHALJGKS
sarah: OMG
STOP
DLKFJDG
me: YEAH I SCARED
MYSELF
sarah: FANS VAGINA
me: OMFG
ADJKLGSFD
sarah: rly tho
with Morita's skill at a crying voice
imagine a shaky bottom voice..........
me: OH MY GOD
OH HOD
GDOHJISFKLNA
I CAN IMAGINE HIS VOICE
SHIT
HSIT
SHIT
HSTI
FUCK
sarah: ME TOO
OMG
JESUS
me: SHIT
NO NOADNSOFBDJ
GO AWAY
GO
AWAY
sarah: aa-ah aahh
me: OMG
I JUST
REBLOGGED IT
sarah: OMG
me: I GAVE IT A NAME
AHGSLEDJKSFDKGL
I CANT
BREATHE
sarah: i responded
me: ADFKNJKSGF
sarah: withe the only image that works
me: I DIDNT EVEN THINK THAT HARD ABOUT IT
IT WORKS
HOLY SHIT
sarah: GRRRRRRRRRRR
SHIT
RBJ
RDJ
SHIT I CANT
SEE
sarah: WHTTYA BET HE PURRS DURING THE BLOWJOB
me: FLAKJDSGHFD
sarah: PURRRRR
RRRRRPRRRRR
me: DALKSFHJ
we are all wrong
he has
4 powers
sarah: omg
me: hundred power
immortality
tiger roar rimjob/blowjob
ALL CAN BE USED
DURING SEX
sarah: YES
OMG
me: IMMORTALITY BECAUSE
sarah: "I WILL MURDER YOU WITH MY DICK"
me: HE CANT BE FUCKCED TO DEATHE IDK
ADKLFMGNSJFD
OH SHIT
TEAR YOU IN TWO !!!!!!!!!!
sarah: OMG
jkdsgkdfg
me: OW
OW
sarah: that reminded me of a song called candyland where a lyric is
me: YUCK
sarah: WELCOME TO CANDYLAND
WE'LL SPLIT YOUR ASS IN TWO
me: HLY SHTI
sarah: COME TAKE ME BY MY HEAD
LICK IT UP SLIDE IT DOWN AND SATISFY MY SWEET TOOTH
JESUS
me: OH MY GOD
ALDGJSKFHD
SO
BUNNY IS
MADE OUT OF SUGAR
HUH
sarah: YES
OMG
me: kjlSFAHKDGS
LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO
HOPPIN THROUGH THE FOREST
sarah: OR HE JUST HAS A REALLY SWEET SMELL ABOUT HIM AND IT MAKES HIM TASTE SWEET
me: SCOOPED UP BY THE TIGER
sarah: OMG
me: WHO FUCKS HIM IN THE ASS !!!!!!!!
sarah: OMGMGMGOGMMGMG
me: OMG IT FOLLOWS THE SONG
IM CRYING
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yougoosemoose:
wow damnit jan now im reading t&b fanfic
if you find something as weird as these chatlogs tell me i want to read
BTW SORRY I AM GONNA SPAM MY CREEPY OLD CONVOS WITH SARAH BECAUSE THESE ARE
TOO DAMN FUNNY OMG
yougoosemoose asked: JAN OMG FIND MORE CHATLOGS LIKE THIS
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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me: KOTETSU WOULD LAUGH DURING SEX
sarah: OMG
I ALWAYS IMAGINED HIM
me: HE REALLY WOULD
sarah: ...gr...owlin...g
me: o...mg
sarah: ......................
me: rrrrrrrrrrr
sarah: purrrrr
me: rolling of the tongue
sarah: purring
me: in HIS BUTHOLE
I MEAN
sarah: fucking purring
omg
me: NVM
sarah: puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
me: WAHT IF
HE GROWLED WHILE BLOWING HIM
AHAHDSLGAHDGJKSFD
sarah: OMG
.................
me: AA--AHHH
WHAT
ARE YOU
DOING
sarah: RRRRRRRRR
me: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OMFG
sarah: HMGMG...........
me: NEW HEADCANON
YEP
YEP
sarah: MMHMM
me: IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
WHERE THEY FUCK
HE DOES THIS
sarah: SHAMELESS HEADCANON
me: YUP
sarah: HE PURRS AND GROWLS
WAIT
me: ROLLS HIS TONGUE
sarah: WHAT IF HE WAS ON BOTTOM
me: IN HIS BUTT AND ON HIS PEEN
sarah: WOULD HE
me: OH
OH
WAIT
sarah: M...EO...W
me: WAITAGDLJS
AND
AND
OH SHIT
DHSALGJKFF
NO
ALSO
BUNNY > RABBIT> FUCK LIKE A RABBIT
SUPER SPEED
sarah: OMG
me: THEY
HAVE LITERAL ANIMAL INSTINCTS
sarah: SUPERFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yougoosemoose asked: AH YES THE NEXT WERE GONNA HAVE A BIG SUPER-ORGY CORRECT mm thats an uncomfortable thought
yougoosemoose asked: JAN I JUST MADE REALLY UNHEALTHY NOISES AT MY OMCPUTER DOUTTHTHHTHHTHTHTHHTHTHTHTHTTHTHTHTHHTHHHHH
yougoosemoose asked: WE WERE COOLKIDS OK ALSO DID WE EVER DECIDE ANYTHIGN FOR BORNABOYS NOISES
yougoosemoose asked: NO REMEMBER IT WAS OVER AIM WE TALKGED ABOUT HOW KOTETSU PURRS AND GROWLS DEPENDING ON INTENSINTITY
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pizoschitt:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte said: dinner
look it’s lunatic
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yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
elefunte:
yougoosemoose:
wait what the fuck portal is free now
GO GET IT RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT ALREADY………………….
don’t tell me what to do
yougoosemoose asked: jan do u remember the night when we discussed the noises various anime characters make when aroused
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nishijou asked: dear Janesse, i love you. let's be friends forever. okay, bye.
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I WANNA GET THIS OUT IN THE OPEN OK
anyone can message me at any time ok this year is almost up and i dont know all of my followers believe it or not even if i rave on about being antisocial thats not true!!!!!! im just really bad at approaching others i wish
i could talk to all of you u__u meet me halfway send me love i dont reply short and sweet i keep it rolling okay you start and i’ll never finish :)
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